Oh, shut the fuck up, ass.

[ But she's half-laughing, scrubbing a hand back over her face to push her hair back properly. She may be a tiny bit pink in the face. She's not the shy, blushing type about sex at all, but announcing she's just fucked a guys— girlfriend, or whatever, to his face isn't exactly typical. ]

Y'know I still cannot fucking tell if it was anything to do with the food on my end or if I just didn't stand a fucking chance the second she came onto me. She is...